lifes-a-bang:

yestheywanteggsrory:

when people are like “I don’t care about veggies, just put whatever” and rush off to pay like, son I will put 5 handfuls of jalapenos on ur sandwich if you don’t get back here right fuckin now. 

martha410

Hahahahhahahahahahhaha I do that though

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Oct 04 2:17 with 36 notes
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