when you’re getting a sandwich, and you know you want spinach…do not, for the LOVE of god—especially if you’re getting a lot of veggies—ask for it last, then ask for your sauces. that’s a recipe for a messy disaster that you brought upon yourself.
Here is a list of various things that I would have done to my store if I had planned to quit in advance. (I was fired so I wasn’t able to pull any of these off) Please note that most of these would only work for a night shift where no manager would be working.
WARNING: If you are planning on…
Lmao @lifes-a-bang future plans
Warning, this will be long:
When I was still working at Subway I made 7 volumes worth of “Subway Rants”. These were literally years in the making. Many of these sound bitter and angsty but it helped keep me from going completely postal and I am now happily self-employed and not dealing with the…
@lifes-a-bang omgsh story of our fucking lives